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Kaiser Wilhelm is a transsexual Republican Senator from the state of Rhode Island. He's the great great grandson of the former Emperor of the German Empire, but that's where the greats stop. An insufferable bore, he has a 3.2" penis (which is pretty small, to be honest), and his favorite color is red.

He's known around the GOP discord as "that guy," and "who? Oh, right, him."