I DON'T RAPE CHILDREN! (He does)
Alex Jones is a well-known Republican Party member and a brief former member of the Libertarian Party. He is well noted for being the former Chairman of HUAC/GUAC and former Deputy Whip of the Republican Party. He is also a big cuck and a jew.
- Alex Jones was based in Utah for the entire game up until the Great Rumcode Collapse.
- He was also the longest serving Senator.
- After the Great Rumcode Collapse, Alex Jones moved to Texas and became Senator there.
- He is known for being the 'loudest Senator' in the room.
- Has a strong hatred for the New Deal Alliance.
DEPARTURE FROM THE REPUBLICAN PARTY
- On the evening of April 21st, 2017, Alex Jones defected to the Libertarian Party after his GUAC/HUAC team was disbanded. Jones said his final 'fuck yous' to leadership and left the GOP Discord server. He was angry with getting his power taken away from the GOP leadership and decided to leave the party for good. Two Days later he left the Libertarian party due to disagreements with its core ideology and within two weeks was reinstated to the GOP.
RETURN TO GOP AND GOP RENAISSANCE
- Shortly after his return to Pizo's Revamped GOP, Alex Jones became extremely active to make up for his past transgressions. In the following weeks after his return he made huge inroads with the party including negotiating a brief though highly fruitful deal with the Libertarian Party that saw the GOP return to a Senate Plurality.
- Today he continues to work within the party with GOP leadership as the party's primary dick sucker. Boy does he love slurping up that rummy cummy of the GOP. What a fucking faggot he his.